I wanted my url to be Foggy Bottom.

starsinthegutter:

I WANT ONE. BABY COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU AND GIVE YOU A LITTLE HAT AND FEED YOU DEAD SMELLY THIINGGSSS

(via squashed-spider)

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

a beautiful example of the rare popcorn orchid

(via squashed-spider)

the1janitor:

recall-all-republicans:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

Reblogged for the commentary, not for the original poster.

added to the fact that A. Obama holds his own umbrella all the time.

and B. THIS IS A COMMON THING THAT SOLDIERS, STAFF MEMBERS, AND OTHER SERVICEMEN AND WOMEN DO.

but of course there’s never been any outrage until now.

i wonder what it is about Obama

there’s something different about him that just ticks people off

i just

can’t

put my finger on it

hmm

hmm

rururunegg:

petition to change the name of the genre First Person Shooter to Floaty Hands

(via disruptedoriginal)

catbountry:

pettankoprincess:

dnotive:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON. 

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

OH MY GOD THAT ENDING

I liked that ending.

(via disruptedoriginal)

rraaaarrl:

A Dog Bed [x]

(via bullshitcockroach)

theturtlepackage:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

O

(via squashed-spider)

(via squashed-spider)

peterfuckingsimon:

Desmond might be on drugs on AC3…

Looks pretty suspect in AC2 as well

(via abaddady)

skyrimscreens:

(via thranduilings)

gatsbyandbondandgolightly:

mymotorbikeismadeofjealousy:

i’m really sad they didnt put in the bit where vernon tries to nail the door shut with a bit of cake

Waste of cake.

I’m afraid we’ll have to agree to disagree on that, gatsby

(via squashed-spider)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

That’s not a mood, it’s a state of being

(via squashed-spider)

quazza:

hoshaway:

megaman2:

xbox kinect is so shitty it actually turns itself off when the people in the show its playing say “stop paying”

INCREDIBLE

turning off when you’re watching the Cleveland Show is actually a blessing in disguise

(via bullshitcockroach)

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

(via bullshitcockroach)

skyrimconfessionss:

“I wish you could mine for salt.”

http://skyrimconfessions.com

Image Credit: [x]

I am at least 98% that salt comes from the ocean and not from the mines