It’s raining so hard it’s like an entire lake is being poured over the caravan, there’s deafening thunder and lightning every few seconds, the sky’s a weird grey-nicotine-stain colour and it’s really dark, I’ve got a soggy stinky dog getting caught in all the computer wires and I’m unpleasantly damp and warm >:C
Even better though, as soon as I get back to the bungalow where I can dry off I’ll have no internet and no central heating. And I’ll still have a soggy stinky dog.
"Most people, on waking up, accelerate through a quick panicky pre-consciousness check-up: who am I, where am I, who is he/she, good god, why am I cuddling a policeman’s helmet, what happened last night?
And this is because people are riddled by Doubt. It is the engine that drives them through their lives. It is the elastic band in the little model aeroplane of their soul, and they spend their time winding it up until it knots. Early morning is the worst time - there’s that little moment of panic in case You have drifted away in the night and something else has moved in. This never happened to Granny Weatherwax. She went straight from fast asleep to instant operation on all six cylinders. She never needed to find herself because she always knew who was doing the looking."
I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
You got your Voldemorts
(Source: veronicaecholls, via squashed-spider)
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?
(Source: barretweed, via squashed-spider)